Her dream was to become an actress, so she quit school and moved to Hollywood.
For years she could not get a role.
Then she met the right man. A director.
‘I’ll make you a star,’ he said, ‘If you sleep with me.’
She became a potato chip inspector.
*(PS: The job of the potato chip inspector is an odd one. She searches for overcooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line.)