Her dream was to become an actress, so she quit school and moved to Hollywood.
For years she could not get a role.
Then she met the right man. A director.
‘I’ll make you a star,’ he said, ‘If you sleep with me.’
‘No.’
She became a potato chip inspector.
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(PS: The job of the potato chip inspector is an odd one. She searches for overcooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line.)Related articles
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funny!
Unfortunately that is the way of the world of acting.
So I’ve heard. 🙂
From Movie star to Potato Chip inspector – Wow!
Superb ending
Another alternative I was considering was…
tampon inspector
Google it. 🙂
A potato chip inspector… Ha! I love this one, Vincent.
That was a sad tale. I hope she married a hot UPS guy.
Haha!
I think DHL has handsomer delivery guys.
Inspecting potato chips dressed like that? I hope they issued her an apron.