The Mathematics of Love

~ Vincent Mars

Vector art numbers

First calculation:

1 in love

+

1 in love

=

3 or more together,

for lovers shall reproduce.

*

Second calculation:

1 in love

+

1 not in love

=

1 repentant,

for poor he will die of grief

and mean she will regret it ever after.

*

Third calculation:

2 married

–

1 unfaithful

=

2 divorced.

*

Fourth calculation:

1 in love

+

1 possibly in love but not admitting it

=

1 heartbroken,

2 together, or

3 probable?

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Published by Vincent Mars

20-something high-school dropout. I write as a way of life. I'm a freelancer, a vegetarian, and I listen to Leonard Cohen and watch French films. I'm probably dying, but then so are you, so shouldn't we make the most of our time?

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