After eating innumerable biscuits during the summer, Santa Claus took on weight. To such an extent, that he got stuck in the first chimney he crept in.
As he struggled to climb out he heard voices in the living room below.
‘Boys light up the fireplace!’
Santa Claus was startled.
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I write as a way of life: books, blogs, articles, almost-poems. I'm a freelancer, a vegetarian, and I listen to Leonard Cohen and enjoy French films. I'm probably dying, but then so are you, so shouldn't we make the most of our time? Reach out to me and let's make friends.
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Nothing could be worse than Santa getting a burnt bum 😦
He won’t be able to sit down anymore. 😦
I’ve heard a rumor that Coco no longer reads your blog. Is that the reason you’re overeating? Send her flowers. It doesn’t matter if you enclose a card. It will make you feel better. Happy New Year.
Quite so!
I shall send her a special present for March 8.
No good kids there in othr words, run santa!
Kids are a dangerous lot. I don’t plan to procure any in the next 15 years.
Oh-my-my-my, love this!! Firework-Santa on Christmas
Just a small moment after striking the first match, the boys heard a deep wailful sighing out of the chimney.
“Could there somebody be inside ?” they asked each other.
They were waiting for the boy with a hat.
“He seems to be special, but wouldn’t he use the front door ?”
One of the best! 🙂
Poor Santa… I won’t leave him cookies anymore. For his own sake…