After a bad day at work, Fred found on his lawn a stray dog, and gave it a kick. He went in, ate meatloaf, and napped. When he awoke he went to the kitchen and saw there the stray dog gnawing a bone. ‘Look what Tommy brought!’ his wife said.
A 50-Word Story a Day Keeps the Boredom Away #2

I’m glad the dog found a home. hehe. Bet Fred is pissed.