The Mathematics of Love

First calculation: 1 in love + 1 in love = 3 or more together, for lovers shall reproduce. * Second calculation: 1 in love + 1 not in love = 1 repentant, for poor he will die of grief and mean she will regret it ever after. * Third calculation: 2 married - 1 unfaithful … Continue reading The Mathematics of Love

If You Bathe At Least Once A Week, You Must Read This

Woman, when you bathe you think you are alone, But it is not so. In a shadowy corner, On a silky web, A tiny spider gapes, His eight eyes fixed with fascination On your soapy nudity. * In the dead of night, While you sleep, The tiny spider visits me, And I, bribing him with … Continue reading If You Bathe At Least Once A Week, You Must Read This

To Continue, Or To Quit?

Seven thousand followers and yet how many friends? If I were homeless, would you lodge me in your home? I were starving, would you share with me your food? If I were dying, would you donate me your bone marrow? If I ran out of salt, would you mail me your tears? If I were … Continue reading To Continue, Or To Quit?