And the reasons are…
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It won’t provide any useful information whatsoever.
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It won’t tug at your heartstrings.
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The writer wrote this post thinking of other posts, and so he didn’t spend too much time researching it.
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It doesn’t promote anything in particular.
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It won’t teach you how to increase your productivity, become a better person, or avoid common mistakes in your relationship with yourself and your fellow human beings.
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It doesn’t feature any conflict or drama.
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It doesn’t serve any lofty social purpose.
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It doesn’t even criticize the government.
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There are hundreds of other posts being published even as we speak.
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And then you can always read a paperback instead.
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Note: This post was meant to waste your time. Wasting time is psychologically healthy. So, please don’t hold this post against the author.
boy with a hat 
very clever. i read to the end. pleased i’ve done something that is psychologically healthy 🙂
A surefire way to get readers to click. LOL! Great to “see” you, Vincent!
You too, Susie! I mentioned you in a previous post, but I think there’s a chance you may have missed that. You didn’t miss this “clickbait” though, haha. 🙂
What???? I’m so sorry I missed it!!! Thank you, Vincent! I’ve been working on a new manuscript. The time suck of what is blogging can take over my life since the instant gratification of comments is super addictive. LOL! (((hugs)))
It must have taught me something, because I liked it!