‘Let’s make love!’ Ernest, aged 7, proposed to his sweetheart Seraphina, aged 8.
She frowned.
‘Marriage first, sex after,’ she said.
He beamed.
‘Seraphina, my love, my hope, my life, will you marry me?’ he asked.
‘I’d rather shave my head!’ she said, and she pushed him over the bridge.
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I laughed LOUDLY! Well done…
Did your neighbours hear? My oh my!
I agree with Brieuse. I laughed, too – and Bravo! Well done.
Randy 😉
Your stories are great. Thank you for sharing. Ann
Yay! I tip my hat to you.
🙂
well done
made me laugh this one did. And it also seems to have made me like Yoda speak
Where did you get the name Seraphina from? Such a beautifully unusual name (at least it is where I come from)!
In fact, where do you get the names for your characters? I’d love to know. 🙂
I check baby names sites, and also have an Oxford dictionary of first names. 😀 I hope you are well, Irish boy.
Another story that left me laughing.
Btw where are the pictures from?
Google Image Search. The thing is, the name of the artist is rarely mentioned. I should do more research. 🙂
You’re such a joy to read! 😀
Yay! I blush.
😉
This is classic. 🙂
Ooooh! Now I can’t like that…! It’s sad. Or maybe clever… Hmm…
Long live chaste girls!!
I told a boy I wouldn’t share my candy with him once. I was probably about 12…