‘What do you want for Christmas hubby?’ she asked, and then she took a greedy bite from a banana.
Her husband gazed at the banana.
‘A hat? A watch? A car?’
‘No,’ he said.
He whispered in her ear what he wanted. Her eyes fell on the banana. She blushed.
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I write as a way of life: stories, blogs, articles, almost-poems. I'm a freelancer, a vegetarian, and I listen to Leonard Cohen and enjoy French films. We are dying a little more with each new day we live, so shouldn't we make the most of our time?
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Clever, but I’m making a point not to show this to my husband. I already got him socks and a watch. Wouldn’t want him getting any more ideas 🙂
Haha! 🙂
That was clever….as was Tori’s comment…:-)
It’s 5:55 a.m and I’m seated at my computer. My day could go either way at this point (depending upon how I allow my computer to have its way with me). I click on your story. It cracks me up. I’m still smiling. My best days are those I don’t take TOO seriously. My best self is the one I don’t take TOO seriously. This is going to be a GREAT day!!!
If anything exciting happens to you today do tell us!
That’s a deal! Unless, of course, it has anything to do with bananas and blushing. In that case, my lips are sealed. Although, if my lips are sealed . . . (never mind, I think I may have said too much already).
Naughty…
Only a bit. 🙂
enough to stir things up 😉
oh-la-la
more bananas? banana smoothie? hmm, tough one!
Wicked wicked lad you are Vincent 😉
I can see the a-peel.
Haha!
Haha!
I’m blushing now too! Vincent, you very michevious laddy.