If you have 7 or more of the following peculiar symptoms, you have contracted the sweetest disease in the history of humanity... Your heart drums when you think of her. You suffer from restless apathy, chilly sweats, and itchy skin. Your best clothes have suddenly become unfit for you - they are either too large … Continue reading 13 Signs That You Are In Love
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What Is Love?
Love is an intoxicating disease that originates in the heart and quickly spreads through the rest of the body. When one is ‘in love’, one wants nothing more than to behold the person one is in love with, preferably naked. Symptoms Common love symptoms noticeable in men and women of all ages, races, cultures, and … Continue reading What Is Love?
How Do You Feel When You Are Heartbroken?
I feel like a butterfly whose wings have been clipped by a girl with sharp scissors. I feel like a love letter never sent. Like a wedding dress never worn. Like blue lips. Like Romeo when he thought his Juliet was dead. Like Juliet when she knew her Romeo was dead. Like Friar Laurence when … Continue reading How Do You Feel When You Are Heartbroken?



