Goodbye! Farewell! Adieu!

Friends, muses, imaginary lovers, and other followers, I wave you goodbye, and jump on my cloud. I am afraid of heights, but I hold on to my hat. I am leaving you. I am resolved. I have put on my finest hat, closed my books, unplugged my phone and Internet cable, cut off all social … Continue reading Goodbye! Farewell! Adieu!

What Is Love?

Love is an intoxicating disease that originates in the heart and quickly spreads through the rest of the body. When one is ‘in love’, one wants nothing more than to behold the person one is in love with, preferably naked. Symptoms Common love symptoms noticeable in men and women of all ages, races, cultures, and … Continue reading What Is Love?

How Do You Feel When You Are Heartbroken?

I feel like a butterfly whose wings have been clipped by a girl with sharp scissors. I feel like a love letter never sent. Like a wedding dress never worn. Like blue lips. Like Romeo when he thought his Juliet was dead. Like Juliet when she knew her Romeo was dead. Like Friar Laurence when … Continue reading How Do You Feel When You Are Heartbroken?