The couple went on holiday to Spain. He was afraid of planes, so she decided they would take the ferry. ‘All is well dear,’ she said, as they stood on the deck and gazed at the calm waters. Then a deafening noise was heard, and the ferry began to sink...
After her beloved dog died from natural causes, Eleanor locked herself in her room and wept. Meanwhile, her husband, wishing to comfort her, stuffed the dog. Happy with the result, he brought it to her. At the sight of it she fainted. When she recovered, Eleanor spoke one word: Divorce!
She woke hours before sunrise and dyed her hair and took a bath and polished her nails and perfumed her body and put on a new dress and went to meet her lover. The moment she stepped outside she received a message: Sorry dear, I cannot come today. She wept.
boy with a hat 