I mean to say that I say what I don't mean.
50-Word Tales #87
by Vincent Mars
‘Come to my bedroom, hatted boy,’ Juliet said. ‘I must test you.’
He followed her. She showed him a drawing that a little prince had given her. To the undiscerning eye it looked like a hat.
‘Tis most monstrous!’ he said. ‘An elephant swallowed by a boa!’
‘Good answer boy!’